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Name: Lord
Birthday: 4/3/1985
Gender: Male
Interests: Chivalry (not that anyone takes notice) and anything I can think of that sounds like fun
Expertise: Anything but squid
Occupation: Government
Industry: Government
Message: message me
Member Since:
4/22/2003
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| Personality |
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are outgoing (100%), romantic (86%), intellectual (67%), horny (64%). |
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| Stereotypes |
| College Student | 82% | | Punk Rock | 67% | | Old Geezer | 67% |
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| Life Experience |
| Sex | 35% | | Substances | 14% | | Travel | 35% |
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Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom
you agree with around 67% of the time.
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Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Lower Middle Class.
You make more than 63% of those who have taken this test,
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| WOMAN'S
POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care. | | |
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You are The Sun
Happiness, Content, Joy.
The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent.
Young, healthy, new, fresh. The
brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls
into place, and everything seems to go your way.
The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of
course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo
to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the
sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon
symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card
symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You
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| 65% | | Magneto |
| 58% | | Riddler |
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| 54% | | Juggernaut |
| 51% | | Green Goblin |
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| 42% | | Catwoman |
| 38% | | Two-Face |
| 35% | | Mystique |
| 31% | | Poison Ivy |
| 29% |
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